Deviants

Hello, people!

Spring is really here now (wahoo!) and mom and dad started growing food outside. At first I was pretty excited about having food growing in my kingdom, but then they put up a fence so that I could not eat the food that they grow in there. Plus, Brody watches over the outside kitchen and there's that look again, telling me that I better not go in and eat mom and dad's lettuce:

He is such a goody-goody.

On Saturday, dad gave me a bath -- yuck -- and washed my collar and put a shiny new tag on it that says "Josie." (As if there are people in this world who do not know my name! Ha!) Then we went in the car to a big warehouse with lots of art and people. The warehouse was called Deviant Art and it had lots of paintings and photos of pit bulls and other dogs; it was to show people how cute we are, I think. I got to meet so many people and a few dogs, too. There was even a rug made completely out of squeeky toys! Oh my gosh you guys, I was in heaven.

Mom showed me a painting of myself that she and dad are going to hang up in their house. I am not sure why they would want to look at a painting when they could just look at me any time. But sometimes people are weird, you know how it is.

Here is a picture of me and mom at the art place. This picture and the one below it were taken by the super-cool Paige, a.ka. Pearla's mom. Pearla is my friend from CGC class and my mom is always going on and on about how precious she is. I guess! But anyway, back to me.

On Sunday I had to take a test to see if I was really a Good Citizen like mom has been teaching me how to be. I tried, really I did.

That picture is me, trying to watch mom instead of watching 1) other people, 2) other dogs, 3) my imaginary friends. But a dog like me can't be expected to ignore these things all the time, so I am not a Good Citizen yet. Mom says that I am now in Boot Camp until I get to take the test again. All Boot Camp means is going for lots of walks near people and dogs and smells, all the while getting yummy treats in my belly, so I really don't mind.

One more quick story about Deviants. I heard mom and dad talking about how my former owner finally got sentenced for being a dog fighter. Mom and dad said how they wished he would be in jail, but that didn't happen; then they said how they wished he would never get the privilege of owning a dog again, but that didn't happen either. All that happened is he has to do community service. They said they could think of some pretty creative ways for him to spend his community service time. Can you?

XOXO,

Josie-osie-o

Easter Bunny

Yesterday was a day called Easter.

Mom and dad took us on a long walk around the Lake of the Isles.

Lots of people said that I was cute and a few of them knew I was a pit bull right away and wanted to pet me just because they knew I was a pit bull! So I made sure to be on my best Josie behavior so as not to tarnish my outstanding reputation.

Then we went home and I sunbathed on the deck all day and watched mom and dad do a lot of yard work. It's not exactly a rough life for me right now, I suppose. :-)

XOXO,

Josie Valentine

p.s. The Easter bunny ain't got nothin' on these ears, people!

Some People and their Dogs

Un-Busted

Hi all, this is Josie Valentine again. (Who else?)

As you know, I am definitely a "live in the now" kind of dog -- most dogs are -- and I don't like to dwell in the past. But mom thought it might be helpful to my fans if I spent just a few minutes explaining how it came about that I am living in Blue House Land. If you have a weak stomach, don't worry -- I promise to keep the gory details to a minimum. It's no fun to remember, but hey, at least the story has a happy ending!

I used to live in the village of Iowa. Iowa was nothing like Blue House Land, let me tell you! In Iowa, I lived outside, attached to a tree, by myself, all the time. I did not know what it meant to be a family member. I did not even know what the inside of a house looked like! All day and all night, by myself, cold (in the winter, freezing!) and very, very lonely. And if you've ever witnessed my cuddling skills, I don't have to tell you that this was a huge waste of a World Champion Cuddler Extraordinaire!

I might have stayed that way for my entire life, except for one tiny detail: my previous "owner," who I shall refer to in this blog by the very mysterious code name P.O.S., was actually being watched on secret hidden video by the feds! Woah! The feds wanted to catch P.O.S. and a bunch of other people in the act of dog fighting. Basically, what happens in dog fighting is that P.O.S. and his friends would sometimes take some of my doggy friends away, and then sometimes those dogs would never come back or sometimes they'd come back and be all busted up. It was pretty scary!

(You may find it interesting to know that when he wasn't fighting dogs, P.O.S. was a high school science teacher and golf coach. It's creepy, right, people? I mean it's bad enough when our professional athletes turn out to be dog fighters, but teachers now, too? Outrageous!)

Anyway, those feds must be pretty smart because their plan worked and they caught P.O.S. and a lot of other people on video doing all sorts of unsavory things to us dogs. As a result, on July 8, 2009 I was just hanging out, minding my own business peacefully, when all of a sudden, some people pulled up in a big van in my yard. I was pretty scared at first but these people were very friendly and soon came over and took me and my other doggy friends off of our chains. These people were like super heroes! They worked tirelessly from their super hero vans, making sure all the dogs could be free from their chains. The super heroes freed almost 500 dogs in all! Not just from Iowa, but from a bunch of other states too. It was kind of a big deal.

(If you want more details you can read all about them in this document from the feds. This is a bit of a "gory detail" document where you will learn unpleasant things like how P.O.S. was the "sponge man" in charge of cleaning the blood of the dogs before sending them back into the ring basically. Yuck! And here is another news story about it, "Inside America's Biggest Dog Fighting Bust.")

So, back to the super heroes. Once they had all of us dogs freed, they loaded us into their van and took us to a big shelter. The shelter was pretty scary too, but at least I was indoors and given food and water. I had to stay in the shelter for a long time -- the super heroes said it was because we were "evidence" so we couldn't be freed yet. After a few months, I was getting a little bored of being in the shelter place, and I'm embarrassed to say I was getting a little fat from all of the yummy treats that the shelter super heroes gave me. But finally, P.O.S. plead guilty to the charges against him, which meant that I never had to go to Iowa and my tree ever again! Wahoo!

But I was not yet free. (Being a bust dog takes a little patience, people!)

Instead, the super heroes and I were faced with a new challenge: finding enough people to be families for me and my fellow bust dogs. This was not easy, especially in Iowa, where something called Breed Specific Legislation (BSL) means that it's very hard for Iowans to adopt a pit bull like me. Mom says that BSL gives new meaning to the acronym I.O.W.A. if you catch my drift, but in fact BSL happens in lots of places, not just Iowa.

Anywho, even this challenge did not stop the phenomenal Iowa super heroes. They brought in even MORE super heroes from BAD RAP in California, A Rotta Love Plus in Minnesota, and other pit bull rescue groups, who traveled all the way to Iowa to take us the rest of the way on our journey. (BAD RAP wrote about me during this stage of my journey, and so did ARLP, ooh boy my head was starting to get big from all this attention!)

I used all my Josie charms to catch the eye of some really nice ladies from A Rotta Love Plus and they let me out of my crate and did some tests to make sure that I would be nice to people (me? nice to people? what a hoot!). Obviously, I passed (NO DUH) and the next thing I knew I was in yet another car, on a really long car ride to Minnesota. There's even a video about it! (Yes, I am basically famous, but I try not to brag).

This is getting to be a long story, but hang in there -- we're getting to the best part. Once I got to Minnesota, I became a Foster Dog. A Foster Dog is a dog who gets to live in a home with nice people and dogs and learns the ways of the world. And boy did I get lucky in my foster home! My foster mom was so nice and taught me so many awesome things about living in a house. She even wrote about me a lot on the A Rotta Love Plus blog! I had a lot of fun with her, and I was so good at being a foster dog that they let me go to another foster home for a little while too, and I got to learn even more about being a family dog.

In short, life in Minnesota was awesome, and I really liked being a foster, but something was missing -- I still hadn't found a Forever Home. My foster parents told me not to worry because it takes time to find the right family for a Special and Famous dog like Ms. Josie; in the mean time they worked very hard to make sure I would be ready for it when the time came. To be honest I never worried about it much because I was having so much fun being a foster. I didn't think it could get any better!

Finally, on Valentine's Day, there was a knock on the door and in walked my mom and dad, although I didn't know it at the time. They tell me now that it was love at first sight, and I must admit I liked them right away too. I had a feeling that it was right, and so did they, and that's when they took me home to Blue House Land and thus began my current life of cuddling and playing and sleeping in the same dog bed every night and having lots of friends to play with like Brody and Auntie Katie and Terrae, and never having to spend a night out in the cold again. (Oh yes, and all that pesky hard work that my mom makes me do to become a Good Citizen someday.)

So that's how I went from being Property, to Evidence, to Foster, to Family.

Thank you to all of the super heroes who got me where I am today.

Just Livin' the Dream

I know I have not updated you on the ins and outs of my Josie-rific life lately, but it is spring time and there are a lot of new smells to be sniffed, so I do not like to spend a lot of time on the computer. When I am not out sniffing the good sniffs, I have been very busy learning new things so that I can someday become a Canine Good Citizen. For humans a good citizen is someone who pays their taxes and reduces, reuses, and recycles, but for dogs I guess it means walking nice on a leash, sitting politely while a stranger pets you, and ignoring all of the amazing and interesting distractions in the world. In other words, it's pretty boring. It must not be boring for mom though because she is constantly making me do this kind of thing; I swear, she is nuts.

What else. We all go for a car ride almost every day and I have noticed that my tummy doesn't feel quite as sick as it used to in the car. If I curl up in a tiny ball and pretend we're not driving, I feel just dandy. I love to go to the pet food store and let the nice people pet me (once I'm SITTING, if you're reading this, mom!). I love to go for walks and let the nice people pet me there, too. I get to play with my big brother Brody every day and he's pretty cool. And I LOVE to look out the window and watch for critters like squirrels and chipmunks. Those sassy little creatures don't know it yet, but one day I am going to figure out how to open the door and then they will be in big trouble.

Here I am, just hanging out with my brother. He takes life too seriously, if you ask me!

Daydreaming About Summer

An Adoption Story

Bro Bro fo Sho

When I became Official, something else happened besides just getting to stay here forever: I got a Brother. His name is Brody, and he's...well...I will let you see for yourself:

Brody is sometimes a little bit grouchy. You see that look in his eye? Mom and dad call that his stink eye, and when he gives it to me, I'm supposed to let him sleep instead of climbing all over him.

The good news is, when he's not giving me the stink eye, I get to cuddle with him a little bit.

Brody likes to play during the day so we do that a lot. Sometimes my dad makes us stop when we start acting too much "like wild animals." In Blue House Land the animals are expected to be Civilized, he says.

Other positive things about Brody include:

1. He is a good hunter.

2. He is handsome.

3. I have to go for a car ride now, bye!

Official

Today is my two week anniversary of being in Blue House Land and things are happy. Best parts: warm snuggling, popcorn falls on the floor sometimes, lots of nice people visit me. Worst part: sometimes I still have to go on my tether inside the house, and when that happens and my people leave the house, I get very sad, because it's a lot more fun when they are home. Other than that, this is a really good place to be! You should come see me sometime, I'll show you all the fun things.

Yesterday I woke up and Mrs. Dudette said that it was a very special day, because it was the day I was becoming Official. Nice Mrs. Rescue Lady came over and told me that being Official meant that I never have to live in a cold concrete cage ever again, or tied to a tree outside, or any other not-fun place without popcorn, and that I get to stay in Blue House Land forever. Wahoo! She also said that now I can call Mr. and Mrs. Dude and Dudette "mom and dad" instead, so that's pretty cool because it's a lot easier to type.

My mom wore a green shirt for my becoming Official day because she said she is very lucky to have me.

Do I look Official to you?

There's one other thing about being Official that I should tell you about, but it can wait til the next post. NAP TIME, people! Later!

Hostage

What is a "hostage?"

Mrs. Dudette told me yesterday that I have to learn to be alone on my tether without howling like a maniac so that she doesn’t have to be one. Mr. Dude says that if Mrs. Dudette can’t leave the house, she gets very crabby, and if she is a hostage, that means she can’t leave the house. It’s kind of ironic – I mean, I’m the one that’s tied up here, lady! But I guess I am trying, because I want her to be happy and not a hostage. But let me tell you, I do not like to be alone very much.

I have now been living in Blue House land for about three days. It has been really fun here so far – I have lots of toys to play with and a sunny place to rest, and my new people just love to cuddle. (Last night I even got to watch LOST with them, man, that show is amazing and mysterious!)

Another fun thing we do here is learn tricks. Don’t tell Mrs. Dudette this, but so far the tricks are a lot easier than the ones I learned at my foster mom’s house -- I like to pretend like they’re not, though, because that’s the best way to get hot dogs in my tummy. Oh, sure, I will sit for a piece of hot dog whenever you want, lady! Yesterday Mrs. Dudette told me I am learning these tricks to get something called Teedy-Eye. Kind of sounds like something that should be checked out by a vet if you ask me, so for now, I’m only in it for the hot dogs.

They are cheese-filled, people!

‘Til next time,

Josie Valentine