That crazy mom of mine has entered me in a calendar contest and, with your help, she says I might actually have a chance!
I, moiself, have always enjoyed a good competition. If you do too, you can vote for me to be part of BAD RAP's 2011 Calendar here. (BAD RAP is a fantastic organization that aided in the rescue of my fellow bust doggies.)
As Miss Piggy once put it, "There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, - how can I put it? – true glamorositude."